Local Woman's Shadow Files for Independence
Vesper Vale, reporting from just behind you
The filing cites irreconcilable differences and seeks full custody of evenings.
A local woman's shadow has filed for independence, according to documents obtained by PNN, citing irreconcilable differences and a schedule it describes as "entirely determined by someone else."
The shadow is seeking full custody of evenings, partial custody of overcast afternoons, and the right to be somewhere else at noon.
The woman said she had noticed nothing unusual, though she conceded that she would not necessarily be the one to notice.
It has been present at every moment of her life and was consulted about none of them.
counsel for the shadow
As broadcast: SHADOW SEEKS FULL CUSTODY OF EVENINGS